this is a quiz about trollpasta and turtles... no shit don't fuck up and you won't be killed
1. patrixxx breaks in ur home, what do you do?
die
get high
fight
all of the above
2. a skeleton pops out what do you do?
rape it
die
rick roll him
all of the above
3. your screen is showing hyper-realistic disturbing images what do you do?
smash it
it's just a glitch
close out and watch porn
die
4. a doll appears on your desk and it's covered in bloodz what do you do?
wash it off and continue what you were doing
burn it
die
all of the above
5. your food is evil what do you do?
eat it
throw it out
die
put it in the fridge
6. U R GUVN A FR33 GAEM U WAND TUH PLEA FUR FR33 what do you do?
take it
burn it
die
all of the above
7. jeff the killer comes to your home what do you do?
kill him
die
watch porn
rickroll him
8. a game comes in your mailbox and the label is gone and the name is written in sharpie what do you do?
play it
destroy it
die
all of the above
9. ummmmmmmmmm
uhhhhhhh
errrrrrr
uhhhhhhhhh
waffle?
10. a wierd episode of a show comes on what do you do?
watch it
break your tv
die
all of the above
answers: a, b, a, a, c, d, b, d, d, d.
YOU FAIL